Things they say/do typical of their sign

*punches forum in the sternum*

I'm reviving my thread because it was cool.

How Arian of me!

Ever run into an Aries that says, "I'm never wrong" ?
A Cancer who says, "Let me ask mom" ?
A Pisces who can turn this rhyme into a song?

Post here.

I've a few quotes from a Scorpio.

"You can be my victim."

"I like metal. It's awesome and intense, like me."
(granted, a Leo might say this too)

"Noo I can't live with her. We'd kill each other."

A Cancer

"I love my mama."

"*whines*"

"Quienes tu padre?"



There are many more quotes that I used last time, especially from celebrities, but this should suffice. Whenever someone does something typical of their sign, I'll notice it and make mental notes to myself. If you do likewise, post haste!

Wags wrote:*punches forum in the sternum*

I'm reviving my thread because it was cool.

How Arian of me!

Ever run into an Aries that says, "I'm never wrong" ?
A Cancer who says, "Let me ask mom" ?
A Pisces who can turn this rhyme into a song?

Post here.

I've a few quotes from a Scorpio.

"You can be my victim."

"I like metal. It's awesome and intense, like me."
(granted, a Leo might say this too)

"Noo I can't live with her. We'd kill each other."

A Cancer

"I love my mama."

"*whines*"

"Quienes tu padre?"



There are many more quotes that I used last time, especially from celebrities, but this should suffice. Whenever someone does something typical of their sign, I'll notice it and make mental notes to myself. If you do likewise, post haste!

waking up to see wags face
she tells me to beat her cake
tell her to shut up and masturbate
this anit no song or love poem
sitting at home at ease all alone
my bitch is jealous and hid my phone
it's a sunday so girls leaving church
they go oh LEON you'll be my first
young TyCooN anit want a virgin
my selection leaves them hurting
papichuloLEON is simply too bad
driving bitches like cancercrab mad

I bet you can't figure out what sign says that

Tycoon, Tycoon, you have me all wrong
For I am Wags the Aries, proud and strong
I am the zodiac’s CEO
And I can see through you, silly Scorpio
My sphere of Mars is bigger than yours, I’m nobody’s fool
So take a step down from your haughty pedestal
You think I can’t figure out who wrote this, who is the one?
I think you wrote it,
Mr. Scorpio Sun.

Wags wrote:Tycoon, Tycoon, you have me all wrong
For I am Wags the Aries, proud and strong
I am the zodiac’s CEO
And I can see through you, silly Scorpio
My sphere of Mars is bigger than yours, I’m nobody’s fool
So take a step down from your haughty pedestal
You think I can’t figure out who wrote this, who is the one?
I think you wrote it,
Mr. Scorpio Sun.

girl your rhymes are so gay
you need some decent play
brag about your best lay
to your girlfriends
cant hold me down
chasing me is a dead end
call yourself a CEO
around me you'll be my hoe
not one to be patient
no time to make a relation
they'll call you the lovesick
after touching my magic stick
we know you're another aries
hijack your heart like a terrorist
this is your Scorpion king
all I know and do is win
call you my weekend escape
cause I'll forget your face

So you are Scorpio, you have confessed
Time to put your words to the test
If my rhymes are gay, good for me
I need no play, just room to breath
Gay is happy, upbeat, carefree
And I don’t care if you can’t see
That I don’t want you and you cannot have me
But open your eyes, just once to comprehend
I stand up for myself, my sign, to defend
Got nothing against Scorpios, I enjoy the challenge
But challenging me is throwing rocks at Stonehenge
I won’t go lovesick, not for the likes of you
If we don’t click, it’s not something I would do
Forget my face all you want, doesn’t phase me none
Make it into a pun, and “I’ll keep my eyes fixed on the sun”
The winner of the rhyme battle can only be one
Silly Scorpio, I won’t give up until I’ve won

"I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun" from Cage the Elephant, fronted by, funny enough, a Leo.
EDIT: Err, not a Leo? Bah. Don't have many sources to go by.

Wags wrote:So you are Scorpio, you have confessed
Time to put your words to the test
If my rhymes are gay, good for me
I need no play, just room to breath
Gay is happy, upbeat, carefree
And I don’t care if you can’t see
That I don’t want you and you cannot have me
But open your eyes, just once to comprehend
I stand up for myself, my sign, to defend
Got nothing against Scorpios, I enjoy the challenge
But challenging me is throwing rocks at Stonehenge
I won’t go lovesick, not for the likes of you
If we don’t click, it’s not something I would do
Forget my face all you want, doesn’t phase me none
Make it into a pun, and “I’ll keep my eyes fixed on the sun”
The winner of the rhyme battle can only be one
Silly Scorpio, I won’t give up until I’ve won

"I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun" from Cage the Elephant, fronted by, funny enough, a Leo.
EDIT: Err, not a Leo? Bah. Don't have many sources to go by.

you're no competition
wags go do the dishes
listen when I say bend over
follow orders like a soldier
don't forget what I told ya
want a good cock whip
for actin like a bad bitch
you won't get to breathe
my memories ruin your sleep
I'm not one to be patient
so cry about the bad relation
my words already in your ear
you wanna beg for it in the rear
keep talking about being an aries
see me and run off looking scary
young TyCooN playing for keeps
you waiting on me for weeks
call you another silly girl
desperate to get in my world

As a Leo, I might
strike up a fight.
Just to show off my cunning in prose.
Then take a step back,
to brush off my traps.
I look good (as EVERYONE knows.)
Beyond vain
I have to exclaim
"No one can do it better than I."
You've a better idea?
Pfft... That so was last year.
If I ever was wrong, I would die.
Although now I can see,
that this rap has gone wrong.
Indeed I think now it is crap.
It's a limerick in rhyme.
I have wasted my time.
I'll come back when I've had my cat nap...

You bitches don't be hatin'
I can't drop rhymes
I'mma be ovulating and menstruating
stealing cable is my only crime
so mainstream, motherfuckers.

my acquantances are currently unaware of my sincere appreciation for their mothers.

Seriously, what the hell is this Astrology stuff...

Tycoon would be proud of you two.

I forever, wish too, I could become as gangsta as your next door neighbour!

Dinny wrote:Tycoon would be proud of you two.

I don't make rhymes for bitches
but women still wanna listen
stay hooked on me like they sniffin
feelin this what their life been missin
I let it all ride str8 from the heart
my feelins untouchable like Mayweather
tryna find em is playin darts in the dark
you looked better in the dark so later