Re: The SEX Thread

[lilith]

How does Josh even know what I look like?

I think he just wants to tell you that he thinks you're an average looking girl.

You've gone over stuff like this quite a few times, calling me plain, boring, flat and average, etc. Just quit it already. Not to mention that you love calling people fat and love trying to make people feel insecure. Everyone can see through exactly what you're doing.

[PapiChuloLeon]

How does Josh even know what I look like?

I think he just wants to tell you that he thinks you're an average looking girl.

You've gone over stuff like this quite a few times, calling me plain, boring, flat and average, etc. Just quit it already. Not to mention that you love calling people fat and love trying to make people feel insecure. Everyone can see through exactly what you're doing.

Remember that time on the old forum where you had to to those admin/mods to close the vote for cutest female member thread?

[Monty]

How does Josh even know what I look like?

I think he just wants to tell you that he thinks you're an average looking girl.

You've gone over stuff like this quite a few times, calling me plain, boring, flat and average, etc. Just quit it already. Not to mention that you love calling people fat and love trying to make people feel insecure. Everyone can see through exactly what you're doing.

Remember that time on the old forum where you had to to those admin/mods to close the vote for cutest female member thread?

You sure? I don't ever recall that one.

[lilith]

I remember that thread, however I never piped up about it. I still don't know who it was.

[Guest]

ya know Dinny, I didn't really like you too much on the old forum, especially early on. I mean, I didn't really log in often but I did lurk from time to time...I didn't really dislike you either. But, I think a lot more of you now (like that matters to you at all). I don't know if you have just matured a lot in the last year or so or what it is but I think you're pretty cool now.

This has very little to do with all your posts above really although I liked your response for most of them. The whole medical thing doesn't do it for me but as long as it does it for you all is good. I really like anal myself. It has to be done carefully and correctly the first few times to be enjoyable.

Nudity is great. I'd like to be more than a closet nudist but although my wife doesn't mind me doing it we have children so it doesn't happen very often. I do get in the pool naked and hang out in the back yard late at night. I have a big yard but I do have a nosy old neighbor that has a street light right at my property line.


Clare, post a current pic!! I've always thought you were truly beautiful...and I'm a Taurus, I know a little bit about the finer things in life.

[Monty]

Providing some comedy for BugDust. I wouldn't recommend this if you don't like graphic content.

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[Guest]

I totally understand the face riding. I've had similar experiences a few times. I thought she was going to break my nose one time and it really makes it difficult to swallow so you end up with a throat full of thick "saliva".

I've tried the whole S & M thing a few times but never really liked it. I'm a bit of a control freak so being tied up really, really did not work for me. Being the dominant one didn't either...it was boring. I like a challenge so having someone spread eagle and doing what I want so easily just isn't fun. Plus, I have a little fear that I might go too far, by accident of course. I've slapped a girl across the face repeatedly until both sides of her face were very red (she did bite her lip and it bled a little), choked one until she gasped for air and held one strongly while fucking her in the ass hard until she cried. It was all in good fun at the time but I didn't really get a healthy pleasure out of it. Was it a rush? Sure it was, but I didn't feel good about myself when I was done. I didn't like being on the edge either...I felt like I could have easily lost control. Sex is supposed to be fun and pleasurable for all involved. To me, that all points to violence and control, not good raw sex and definitely not lovemaking.

The hot wax thing was another thing that I tried and didn't really take to. It was more of a "I tried it...next" kind of thing. Dripping the wax close to the skin burns and the pain can be exhilarating...same as scratching your penis or balls with fingernails. The further away you hold the candle the less it hurts because the wax cools rapidly as it falls.

[Guest]

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[Dinny]

Okay, I'm back now. Plane ride... Guh.

We fucked while he was wearing his lab coat. It was awesome. But, I don't have a very good imagination, it would have felt more authentic to me if we somehow managed to do it in a lab/hospital... Ah, oh well, someday!

Personal question but, is there something wrong with me? I can't do certain positions anymore, like doggy style and reverse cowgirl. My cervix hurts way too much in those, it's agonizing. Other positions are fine, though.

Edit: About my question, it's worth mentioning that he's er... rather sizeable, putting it lightly, so most positions really do hurt for me some way or another, but those two I mentioned are actually unbearable.

[Guest]

My wife has a tilted uterus which makes certain positions painful for her. When you say he's big, how big are we talking? I mean is he just well-endowed or is he a freak of nature?

[Dinny]

My wife has a tilted uterus which makes certain positions painful for her. When you say he's big, how big are we talking? I mean is he just well-endowed or is he a freak of nature?

I don't know because I don't have anything to compare it to, but from the measurements I've taken, he is nine inches in length (he never can insert balls deep, so I guess I feel kind of sorry for him) and has a girth greater than my wrist.

I've never had a checkup downstairs, so to speak, but I'll be doing that soon.

[lilith]

I feel your pain (haha). Both of those are possible without him going all the way "in", especially reverse cowgirl where you have all the control. With doggy, it's most painful if you've situated yourself like a right angle, know what I mean? Try doggy lying flat, and also kneeling up like he is. Also spooning is good for big ones because it's hard to get it in all the way.

[Guest]

That's a good size! I was largest at about 21. I topped out at 8" and it has shrunk a bit since then.

[Dr. ARM]

I've never felt so violated.

[Dinny]

I feel your pain (haha). Both of those are possible without him going all the way "in", especially reverse cowgirl where you have all the control. With doggy, it's most painful if you've situated yourself like a right angle, know what I mean? Try doggy lying flat, and also kneeling up like he is. Also spooning is good for big ones because it's hard to get it in all the way.

That's hugely helpful, and interesting. Most of the times we'd done it, it was very right-angle-ish (I think that was an apt description), although I'm still curious as to why exactly it's painful. We've done it with me lying flat and that wasn't painful, and that lines up perfectly with what you've told me here.

That's a good size! I was largest at about 21. I topped out at 8" and it has shrunk a bit since then.

I didn't know it can change like that. Either way, I've been reading a lot of studies and hearing the results of various surveys on TV and radio about how sex gets better with age. I've heard from many more learned people (even you said this yourself at some point) that the older you get, generally the easier it is to open up and cast aside any sexual hangups. But when ARM and I were driving around, we heard the results of a survey on the radio that suggested women between the ages of, like 35 - 45 experience the most intense and long-lasting orgasms, as well as having the highest sex drive. Apparently that's the woman's biological clock trying to squeeze as much in as possible while she's still prime and fertile. I guess a lot of us on this forum have a lot to look forward to if all of this is true.

I've never felt so violated.

Yeah yeah, especially when you saw the post and told me it made you blush. I love you.

As a side-note, Dr. ARM has called to my attention that he dislikes me using the word "fuck" in the place of "make love", so I retract my earlier use of said word.

[Dr. ARM]

About my question, it's worth mentioning that he's er... rather sizeable....

Compared to you, maybe.

As a side-note, Dr. ARM has called to my attention that
he dislikes me using the word "fuck" in the place of "make love", so I
retract my earlier use of said word.

Alternatively, you can use "making fuck."

Berserker!

I love you.

Yay I love you 2 bby <333

[mi-cuit]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Dinny]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Seriously, you make me giggle.

[Monty]

If you're interested but I warn you, not for the faint hearted or Vanilla of us here.

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[lilith]

If you're interested but I warn you, not for the faint hearted or Vanilla of us here.

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"Clitoris's are over rated."

Huh?

[Monty]

If you're interested but I warn you, not for the faint hearted or Vanilla of us here.

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"Clitoris's are over rated."

Huh?

To tell you the truth, I don't even get what I wrote there. My mind was gone at that point anyway.

[lilith]

[Monty]

Wa-hey!

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[Dr. ARM]

This may as well be renamed to The Exhibitionism Thread.

[Monty]

Hate to you upset you, ARM, but I'm not taking requests.